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A frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the vagina (a finger, a tongue, a GI Joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, Snake Eyes' kick ass Uzi, etc.).
Damn, Civilian, I was finger-banging Kalea last night and I pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my class ring. I hope Jostens refunds my money, yo, that shit had the Chandler High wolf on it!
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Common-use word for Government licenced 'Radio Amatuer Operator'. Often thought to be a CB operator, but with much more technical knowledge and apparatus for world-wide communication. Some "hams" are quite content to 'work around the corner' with very simple equipment, whilst others use earth-moon-earth and satellites to communicate with each other. Many Governments register 'radio-hams' as emergency telecoms stations in the event of national disasters etc.
Boy- "Hey mister, are you a CBer?"
Elmer - "No, I'm a Radio-Ham - a bit like a CBer's big brother, but much more complicated"
When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.
Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”
Person 2: “What flavor was it?”
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One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.
Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"
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1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
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Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.
A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.