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Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.
Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
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An overzealous, bandwagoner typically female fan of a recently successful local pro sports franchise. Characterized by the brand spanking new officially licensed pink team hat. Typically spends majority of game chatting on cell phone, waving to tv camera, asking idiotic questions & being a stupid annoying nuisance in general. Most commonly found at Fenway Park & Foxboro Stadium.
"Ohhhh it's so cold up here in the bleachers, can we go home after the 7th period is over?"
"Put a sweater on, shut up, and we aren't leaving til the 9th INNING's over you dumb pink hat whore"
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When someone wears a hat to rid themselves of bed head because they didn't have time to take a shower.
Person 1: Dude i was running so late today i only had time to take a hat shower. Can you tell?
Person 2: Well you kinda smell but you look oh so fine. No homo
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There was a time. A time before planking. A time when the local top-hat reigned supreme. Before Tim Tebow was a glimmer in his parents' eye. A time known as the Age of Hat Tipping. It hearkens back to the days when all a man had to do was reach up and give his hat a slight tip. Whether this be in a photograph or to a friend on the other side of the street was of no concern. In a world of technology and confusion, we need something simple to remind us of the days of old. Something to restore our faith in fellow men and women alike. We need hat tipping.
Dude 1 "Hey guys, let's go planking!"
Dude 2 "No way, that's old, let's go Tebowing!"
Abraham Lincoln "Anything other than hat tipping is for school children."
Dude 1 & Dude 2 (in unison) "sweet manatees, he's right."
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a condom
Be sure to have a jimmie hat always, because it's 2010 and girls are DTF now more than ever. :)
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A half-used tampon which, due to it's incomplete insertion, has only expanded at the top
"I can't believe that club skank left a chef's hat in my kitchen"
After the Romanian Girl Guides left the hostel all that remained were 5 chef's hats clinging precariously to the ceiling.
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A strange, excited utterance one says when confronted with the fact that he is a complete dick.
Literally no human had ever said “Holy hat!” before until Kevin Kietzman did when defending his morally repugnant comments about Coach Andy Reid.
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