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People in online discussions whose only purpose seems to be giving unwanted and unrequested health advice in their comments. The threads they choose to preach on are frequently unrelated to health advice, and their “tips” tend to be more annoying than helpful.
Typically more concerned with looking smart or superior than improving the lives of people they share a digital space with.
Often get snippy at the idea of someone using unhealthy ingredients in cooking, someone having self-confidence while being overweight, or even a mere mention of the terms “body positivity” or “fat acceptance.”
Very common on Reddit.
Guy 1: Check out this bento box I made! I decided to include those little hot dog octopuses in it, because I thought they were a cute idea.
Guy 2: Ooh that looks yummy
Guy 3: Cool post, but actually, hot dogs are really high in sodium and nitrates, so they are awful as a source of protein. I urge you to use anything else, preferably something leaner. Eating these all the time will make you fat, and fat is unhealthy. Sorry if that last part offends you, but that’s just facts.
Guy 1: I…don’t eat hot dogs all the time??? This is the first time I’ve had them in months.
Guy 2: aw goddammit, not another health nazi. Go piss on someone else’s post.
-Up for a beer after the beach this arvo mate?
-Yeah of course. You know I'm all about that Health.
When someones brain creates the illusion of a health problem, and they believe It to be factual.
You have Health Schizophrenia sir. We have tested you, and you still insist on having this problem.