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Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.
Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"
Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."
When a female shaves her pubic area and razor bumps are left behind
“Ugh, I’m so sick of shaving. I always have a strawberry hedgehog after.”
"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"
Euphemism for vagina during the menstration cycle
Her bloody slit reminded me somewhat of a gutted hedgehog
The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog
I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.
something you know is wrong and should have been avoided but your going to do anyway as its the quickest route.
Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!