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When your such a nerd you have to dress up in cosplay and have your spouse call you every farm animal he can think of wile you masterbate in order to cum.
This slut I’m seeing is such a dirty Helen I she climaxed before I got to Horse but after duck.
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verb; a sexual act between a man and a woman in which the man ejaculates into the eyes of the woman and claps both of her ears simultaneously, creating the illusion that she is both blind and deaf
John: How did your date go last night?
Bill: I Helen Kellered that bitch
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"she got so drunk she stood in the stairwell and peed down her trousers"
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Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.
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A small German town in the foothills of the Appalachian mountains with a population around 1000 people. It is estimated that over 1.5 million people visited Helen in 2011. The majority of tourists are either Indian or from Florida. Helen is known for having Americas longest lasting Oktoberfest. The town is made up of small shops that all sell the same thing (T-shirts or Knives) and usually go out of business before you are able to go see them. In summertime, after spending 3 hours in traffic and you can find the city is full of tourists looking to float down a river in a pink or green tubes. 90% of all tubers have never been in a tube and cannot handle the level .5 rapids found on the Upper Chattahoochee river. In wintertime, the city is considered a ghost town due to the fact that it is too cold for the people from Florida and India.
"Hey guys you won't believe how many Indians I saw today in Helen, ga. I was overwhelmed."
"I can't believe I survived those intense rapids today."
"I don't know why all of the stores sell the same items? They are all cheaply made."
Do you want to go to Helen, ga for Christmas break honey?
No way, it's 50 degrees up there.
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When your mum is called Helen and she calls you so you have to mute your mic on discord so silly Helen doesn’t say anything that you don’t want your friends to hear
Person 1: My mum Helen shouted at me that it was time for dinner
Person 2: ahhh a Helen moment
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Sexy girl with looks to die for. Everyone wishes they were her. She's smart, sassy and has amazing fashion sense. She's the popularist girl at her school and gets all the boys. She's effortlessly pretty and clever and gets straight A's in every subject. Everyone wishes they were Helen.
Keris: She's so popular, is she called Helen Lu?
Nigel: Why yeah, all the popular girls are!
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