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You Need Help

A phrase often used in an attempt to convince someone to seek out psychiatric care or psychological treatment. An expression of concern for someone with a mental illness that drastically reduces their quality of life.

I'm worried about you.

I've been looking at psychiatrists in our area, and I've found a couple good ones for you to talk to. With what you've been going through, it's clear. You need help, and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not angry with you, and you're not in trouble.

Please don't blame yourself.
You didn't do anything wrong.
This is not your fault. Okay?

I just can't bear to watch you suffer like this. I feel powerless seeing you pain while not being able to do anything. I don't know how to help you and you don't know how to help yourself.

But that's okay.

I know you want to be strong, but you need to realize you can't do this on your own. There's no shame in that. You need to get some help. I'm not saying this to insult you or to be nasty, but because I care about you. I want you to get better, I wish I could just snap my fingers and make it all go away but life doesn't work like that.

You need help, I need you to realize that.

by Fawning Girl June 15, 2019

35πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Help row the canoe

A polite way to ask someone to tag team their wife. Refer to β€œRock the boat”.

Help row the canoe: Help fuck someone’s significant other, often their wife.

Person A: Allow me to help you row the canoe brother.
Person B: I don’t think my wife will agree.

Person A: I insist, we can take turns rowing the canoe.
Person B: Alright fuck it.

by FatherπŸ™Fen November 9, 2021


homies help homies

This is were your best bro/homeboy does something for you on the house.It can be from finishing your homework to missing a day at the themepark.Usually this is for best bros, other than that, I suggest you don't use it on others.

The Person In Need:Dude oh my fucking god I forgot to do my homework!Can I please bang my girl while you do my homework?
The Homie:Dude I got you, Homies Help Homies.

by Your English Teacher April 7, 2016

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


help im stuck

what your step-sister says when they are stuck under something

help im stuck come save me stepbrother!

by hey11758* October 28, 2020

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


help im bored

Why are u even looking this up in urban dictionary. Go doing something productive ok. Fine go. Why are u even still reading this? I luv harry potter by the way.

HA, u thought this defenition of help im bored was over!

by jefnjkfnewkg May 18, 2020

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


help i accidentally

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

by what king October 4, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!

by Kesh123 August 19, 2015

5201πŸ‘ 3622πŸ‘Ž