Tigard HighSchool

School in Tigard- a suburb of Portland. #1 Weed bust high school in Oregon. Free weed inside of nearby park if you know the right people. Its rival is Twalatinn low school. Every one hates that school even the people who attend. Tualitin shrinks your dick and makes you smell bad.

"Isn't Tigard HighSchool Fucking awesome?!"- kid from tigard
"Fuck Yeah!"- kid from jesuit
"wtfbbqiamgay no Tigard is poopie. der deeerp."-smartest person at tualitin

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Evergreen Highschool

Every one thinks that Evergay is a really gud school but it Ain’t. Lot of cocky f boys here.... Compared to Silver creek we are even.... minus the fact that they are better at sports then us... They got less judgmental people... have better dancers and people..... Yea its true we suck at sports.... First battle of the axes against Silver Creek and we lost.... Really bad. The ppl in Evergreen may be more popular and clout but the Ppl in Silver creek are less judgmental... More diverse. Everyone jus minds there owm business..... Love creek. And our Evergreen cheerleader s S U C K

Jason: Wait what school are we versuing?

Lason: Broooo why ru at the game if u dnt even kno who we r versuing
Jason: Well IDK but there school is beating our ass in football.. N their cheerleaders r hot I might have to Slide...
Lanson: O facts. The ppl on their bleachers seem chill 2. Look at our side.....
*Both looks at Evergreen side bleacher*
Jason: Man we r cocky af
Lanson: Yeah f Evergay man

Jason: Lez transfer to Silver Creek. Evergreen Highschool sux

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York Highschool

a shit show school that has a bunch of homophobes and racists (some good ones though)

Random person: Hey! What school do you go to?

Me: York Highschool

Random person: Damn bro, that’s tuff as fuck

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gregori highschool

Stupid dumb they get in everyone business makes everything a big deal there motto is trust loyality iv been backstabbed and had hella hoes cheat on me everyone drives either a Mercedes or bmw and the white people will give you a dirty look if your not white

Gregori highschool = go to another school before you choose this one

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oconnell highschool

a school that cares so little about themselves that they cannot be bothered to capitalize their name, much less realize that highschool is, in fact, composed of two words, joined by a space " ". The also do not have enough pride to capitalized and punctuate the name of their school.

oconnell highschool really should be spelled "O'Connell High School" but the students there are too dumb to know the difference.

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Woodside Highschool

Black hole of shit; the essence of scum fuckers and sons a bitches; fuck that shit...

Bill: "Hey Big Daddy Brizzo, Would you like to accompany me to Woodside Highschool and remember better dayz?"

Bro: "Fuck that shit..."

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Magruder Highschool

WHITE GIRLS! school full of WHITE kids but still diverse, kids only fuck with their on race ;spanish table, white table etc; full of jocks meat heads and nerds but no gangs or bullying, MUCH weed smoking, WERE KNOWN FOR THEM LIVE PARTIES! teachers are on your ass for everything. I GRADUATED MUHFUCKA!

"you go to magruder Highschool? whaaaaaat"
yea....i know ;)
"i heard that jonts flockin with them snow bunnies moe"
yea.....i kno ;)

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