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When your ugly af but your booty is fire
She turned around and her face looked like shit but that girl got booty, she's a bitch hippo
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A middle aged, fat black prostitute. Uses most of her money to bail out her children from jail.
1: Did you hear Tyrone's aunt is a Hippo Slut?
2: Yeah. Isn't she trying bail her son out cause he was slinging crack?
1: Exactly.
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When you look at a women's vagina and see it's as big as a hippo.
My Christ that's the size of a pink hippo
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A destructive piece software which targets the Windows Operating System's Boot Loader overriding it. After running it the computer will be unable to boot into Windows instead displaying a message saying "Looks like a hippo just ate your bootloader, man that sucks."
Oh shit I just ran an ss-tool, it had Hippo Muncher in the backend.
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a hippo that is very very very very very cheezy and eats bananas, someone who is cheezy or not funny in the least. a person who thinks that they are funny and laughs at their own jokes, a loser
omg! he is such a frickiiiiiin cheezy hippo, he tells us jokes about llamas and everybody knows that alpacas are funnier
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When reality turns out to be night and day from a reasonable and logical guess of the
evidence.
The phrase refers the skull of a hippo, which to someone who had never seen the live animal, would
likely assumed it to look like Picture 1, and nowhere near the real animal (see link)
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Surely it looks impossible that there could be life on Mars. But there may be a hippo paradox!
You may think there's no reason to look further. But don't fall for the hippo paradox.
We all were sure the job would be easy, but it turned out a real hippo paradox.
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An obese woman spying on her husband
When I looked out my window I saw an undercover hippo peeking into someone's motorhome.
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