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The sexual act of a man inserting his penis into the anus. While thrusting himself into a male or female anus the other partner farts. This act is considered blowing your partners horn.
Horn Blowing is when my boyfriend and I are having anal, I squeezed his stomach and he blows my horn.
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The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.
I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.
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A. Feeling of disappointment due to something bad happening,
or B.What you get when you get turn down for sex.
A.Joe: Dude it turns out those tickets i bought for the concert are fake. We can't go.
Mark:Damn, that gives me a serious dry horn
B. Trisha:Oh i'm sorry, i just don't feel that way about you.
Mark: fuck, I got really bad dry horn.
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Pre-shit farting. In reference to 'Dropping the kids off at the pool(shitting)
Hey Mikey, stop beeping the horn you smelly fuck
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haha you looked up what horn checks are it literally means nothing
i heard they rip horn checks in new york
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1. An audible warning device on a diesel or electric locomotive
2. The act of emitting a long and loud fart during an especially strong thrust when having sex.
In other words, farting while running train on someone
Dan and I were having great sex, until his eyes got really big, his cheeks got red, and then he train-horned on me. The smell wasn't too bad, but the sound really ruined the evening.
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Proper Noun
Daniel Horne has often been refered to throughout the ages as a mystical being of ultimate power, intelligence and compassion. Most predominantly seen in the Shogun Era of Japanese culture, he is depicted as being half dragon, half tiger, half moon, half sun, half god, half ninga, half man simultaneously. Scholars believe that Daniel Horne is a recurring reincarnation of some otherworldly being. His purpose in mortal life at this stage is unknown however, there are some who claim great fortune from meeting Daniel. These people have sinced been taken into mental institutions due to chronic withdrawal symptons. Pyschologists believe these people are addicted to an uknown chemical, which has recently been added to the periodic Table of elements as 217 DH or commonly Hornium.
Guy 1: That's so fucking cool, like Daniel Horne cool.
Guy 2: If my joke was that cool, my life is complete. I'm going to go kill myself to end my life on the highest possible note.
Guy 1: I would do the same.
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