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When you hurt yourself & the pain is so intense that you hop and buck around like you’re riding an invisible animal.
Man he smashed his thumb and had to ride up on that pain horse!
An alcoholic beverage. Inspired by the drink found in the internet sensation Amazing Horse. It has the striking resemblance to urine in a cup.
Ingredients:
1. 1 oz Whiskey
2. 1 oz Tequila
3. 2 oz Mountain Dew
Note: All ingredients must be served at room temperature. For added effect, drink can be slightly heated up in the microwave. Also whiskey and tequila must be the cheapest brand the bar has.
Pete: Can I get 6 Horse Pops warmed to perfection?
Bartender: Ok, you guys have issues...
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A Male with a big dick, who walks around like he has a big dick, or has been told he has a big dick.
although, the term can be used to describe Males or Females as it is describing a personality or attitude as being extremely self-assured or narcissistic.
When used to describe Females, "Horse Swag" means cocky, bitchy or having a "I Know I'm the Shit" attitude.
Horse Swag can also define the demeanor of someone who does heroin, as "Horse" means heroin
Girl #1: "OMG Michael is hung like a horse"
Girl #2: "Figures, he walks around with so much Horse Swag"
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Not the main favored candidate. Someone somewhat unkown who exceeds expectations of all others in an event. This saying is said to go back to the Victorian politician Benjamin Disraeli who, apart from finding time to regularly become Prime Minister, also found time to write a novel called "The Young Duke". In the book there is a description of a horse race in which the two favourites cannot make the running. In the meanwhile "a dark horse...rushed past the grandstand in a sweeping triumph".
Georgia Tech was a dark horse in the 2004 NCA basketball tournament.
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A sudden, abrupt, or spontaneous contraction of a muscle causing extreme pain persisting for a duration ranging from seconds to minutes resulting in residual discomfort and soreness in that muscle.
In the middle of the night I stretched my leg and got a Charlie Horse in my calf.
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a derogatory term for a reindeer
getty up jingle horse
pick up your goddamn feet
jingle around the clock
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A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
Sewer horse watches
I would like to masturbate
But he never blinks
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