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Muddy Hotdog

After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!

Dude i ran out of lube so i had to pull a muddy hotdog last night!

by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


honry hotdog

when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.

lindsey and lexy are a little honry hotdog right now!

by Robert Smith June 18, 2006

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 8, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


harvard hotdog

before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.

so did you get your d wet last night?

no...

what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?

i pulled the old harvard hotdog.

classic!

by samuel bissell November 6, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat hotdog

why did you search this up-
WHAT EVEN IS A CAT HOTDOG
HOT DOGS ARENT HOT DOGS THEY ARE CHICKENS, PIGS AND OTHER MEATS
NOT DOGS-

Random dude : hey i just ate a cat hotdog!

cat hotdog : a random thing that i just made up

by cat hotdog July 20, 2021


Dirty Hotdog

The act of squirting mustard and ketchup in a girls ass and fucking her ass

I gave Sarah a dirty Hotdog last night

by Fuck muppets September 20, 2021


police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.

My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.

by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023