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Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
to be extremley awesome at all times; no pants dance fo life, yall already know what it is
what chew doin in my house poppa houston
The participant must first hyperventilate, then while vigorously masturbating crouch down and begin snorting. Just before reaching climax leap into the air. By follow these events you have completed 'The Houston', which leads into the hospital.
Guy 1-"Man, I just tried The Houston!"
Guy 2-"No wonder you're in the hospital."
A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.
“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”
When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.
“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”
The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.
Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea
The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!