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what a horny dog does when it meets you for the first time.it grabs the upper part of your leg then dry humps it.
aunt betty get this leg humping hound off me and put him outside.
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A traditional greeting, using a combination of a snuggle to the newcomer with numerous pelvic thrusts thrown in for good measure. Generally used indiscriminately on anyone entering a room, regardless of stature or reputation.
Claire enjoys snuggle-humping everybody who enters this room.
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A railroad freight yard built on an incline (appears like a hump) where cars are pushed up a hill, and roll down the otherside, where switches and retarders are thrown to put them on the correct track using gravity, instead of fuel.
Inorder to sort these cars, we must shove them in the hump yard.
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In Super Smash Bros, Captain Falcon's Up B maneuver causes him to grasp his opponent and forcefully hump him exploding the humpee into a ball of fire and dealing damage.
Luigi was killed by my Falcon Hump.
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Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day
Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.
Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
"Do you know what the best thing about Tuesdays are? Its the day before Hump Day!"
"What's hump day?"
"It's the hump of the week!!"
(they all shake their heads in pity)
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The act of humping the air around you, while standing up.
Joe: Is that dude humping the wall? o_O
Harry: No, he's just air humping next to it.
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The only thing that keeps you healthy and sane.
Lets get fit with Wii!
FFS, humping and pumping are way better!
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