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Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably
"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"
terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying
guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die
dog leg humper
A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.
"Girl, you are such a ball humper."
Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.
Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.
A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.