@szmalek I completely agree with you, Hungarians and Italians are the same and we are both proud of our countries. I’m Italian with Hungarian friends and we are very similar.
And everyone stop with the stupid joke about Hungary, it’s not funny and it never was funny.
HUNGARIANS AND ITALIANS UNITE
I identify as both Italian and Hungarian
When your peeing at a urinal and try to fart but shit your pants.
I was in qt trying to take a piss and was almost hit with a Hungarian backfire.
When a Hungarian "Female" or "Male" is sucking your dick after eating paprika Gulasch.
Levente just gave me a Hungarian Sloppy Toppy and now it burns when i pee.
A disease whereas the male victim is infected with an insatiable hunger for the flesh and fluids of his female love
That fine ass bitch gave me The Hungarian Hunger
An act performed whereas 2 nude people are in the standing or laying position, with their butt cheeks touching firmly, and one of the individuals farts.
Things in our marriage were getting kind of boring. I saw her laying there with no pants on, so I gave her a Hungarian hot cake
The act of smacking your lovers ass while she's going down on you without warning, thus risking your manhood being bitten clean off in shock.
Bro, what happened to Jack?
He's in hospital, he had to get stitches on his pork sword after performing a Hungarian Tailspin on Joanne last night
Oh, he shouldn't have done that, she scares easily.
A Hungarian Goodbye is an event between adults, usually Hungarians, that can take anywhere from thirty minutes to two hours.
"lets try to initiate a Hungarian Goodbye so we can hang out longer"