i think i like this little life

suicide

i think i like this little life this morning when Ethan burnt my sosig

Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak

you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No

And I oop I lost my food

When you lost your food you say and I oop I lost my food

And I oop I lost my food outside.

I Hallow I

Another word for someone who secretly identifies as gay yet always says gay things in an attempt to throw people off

Bro istg he is so I Hallow I

I STR I KILL

A Short term for the expression "No Honor".

Hey, look at that cheater there, he's so I STR I KILL.

I zVortex I

The goat of siege

“OMG I’m sooo wet right now because I have I zVortex I in my bed”

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."