I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

266👍 6👎

SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED

A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.

Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:

Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST

6👍 8👎

when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs

a lyric in the son gaston from beauty in the beast that some people remix

P1: How are you so fit?

P2: not to toot my own horn but when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large

P1: oh ok

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

4👍 2👎

I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!

Melshy

I lek em big i like em chunkiss, I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!

13👍 4👎

under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I

best story ever watch out for paper hearts and the time 5:53 though someone also needs to tell yeonjun to stay away from fires bestie really said 🔥 🏃 ♂️ anyways you should really read it

Person 1: under the sky in room 553 I discover you and I had my crying myself to sleep
Person 2: #relatable

36👍 11👎

i wish i knew you wanted me

a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy

“i wish i knew you wanted me”

bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?

6👍 1👎