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When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.
My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.
Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.
A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.
A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards
Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!
“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”
full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/
hampton illinois sucks ass.