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Its what you think it is, a fucking swinger party with realtives involed. Or some would say a Family reunion in West Virginia.
When You go to a Incest Swingers party theres always time for a little family bondage, My aunt used to squeeze my cheeks when I was little now when I go to the Annual Incest Swingers Party I cum in hers.
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When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.
Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.
The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)
Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.
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When you have a major hurricane hitting your area and all your family and extended family gets together in someone's house to take refuge from the storm within the storm area. Usually a Category 2 hurricane or above. A male finds a female family member he finds attractive, usually an adolescent, and tricks her into thinking they will not make it out alive when in reality, the chance of them losing their life in the hurricane is very minimal.
The male then leads the female to a secluded place in the shelter and has consensual sex with her. Afterwards, the hurricane is over and everything is fine and the female is so embarrassed she doesn't tell anyone about the event.
Hurricane Katrina was coming so my entire family and extended family went over my grandmother's house for shelter.
When the hurricane hit, the walls were shaking and my younger cousin was scared. I took her in the other room. It was just me and her and got away with a Hurricane Incest Trick.
Afterwards, there was so much damage and she was so happy we were alive she totally forgot I screwed her brains out.
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1. the tendency of Canadian bands to merge with other Canadian bands (or artists from other Canadian bands) on various things.
2. superconnection
1. The Stills new album will show that they've been participating in Canadian band incest because Emily Haines is on it.
2. superconnected...
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When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family
Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.
Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest
National Incest day occurs on February 8th. This holiday is most celebrated and accepted in the state of Alabama, but can be celebrated in all other states as well.
William: You know what tomorrow is cuz?
Ava: what is it Will?
William: National Incest day!! Do you know what that means?
Ava: *whimpers*
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