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A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.
Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!
The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
Tons of titties/chesty
Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle
"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."
A person who sleeps and ison the barley on the phone in the day but is awake and socially active during night
Omg I’m so sleep inverted all I do is chat at night
When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.
Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.
Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!
Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.