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iPad Kid

really annoying kids that for some reason always has sticky fingers and will do what ever they can to touch your phone. really annoying.

man 1: ur bad at this game
mam 2: oh ya, well ur an iPad kid so stfu
man 1: i hope u fucking get into a car crash and not die but get very badly injured but have all ur family members die while u having every bone in ur body broken. When u get in that crash ur car will be set on fire due to the impacted speed and u will be cooked like frog legs. U will have glass lodged in ur eyes, arms, big teas, and ears and won't be able to move/walk for years and then die of the pain ur have to go through 10 years latter.
man 2: see, ur an iPad kid

by big_al's_bf June 17, 2022


Ipad kid

A child who was given an ipad at a young age, often leading to emotional disregulation, social unawareness, and dissociation from the real world.

These kids often don’t go outside and lack meaningful relationships. They also will often quote memes repeatedly and say generally off putting things.

Stereotypes of this group often include the idea of the tablet being in a bulky case with fingerprints and sticky.

My sister started screaming when her ipad was taken away. I fear she is an ipad kid.

by Cooking_rat August 12, 2024


iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.

"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.

by a_guy521 August 22, 2024


Ipad Kid

An individual who was raised by iPads, or just straight up gen alpha, These people mostly don't use any other devices besides iPads.

"You're an ipad kid, aren't you?

by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023


6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

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AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

Uhm basically me

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

by bee_offical April 3, 2022


Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023

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