Too Cakey

When a food item (mostly breads or pastry desserts) has the consistency, texture, or flavor that resembles.

I don’t like your wheat bread because it’s Too Cakey

too tanky

Taking all the hits for the team. Beast mode

That guy is just too tanky, he is a frinkin warrior

Too tryin

Name used for a female that, by her physical appearance, has put in too much effort for the area or place she is in or going to.

Jesus that girl is way too tryin!! shes grand but shes too tryin!

Too-Mass

You got it!; Exceptional; Above & Beyond; Huge; infinitely large; Chuck Norris

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"

"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"

Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!

too bananery

a hate crime. when your worst nightmares come true and meals are ruined :(

my baked oats came out too bananery, it does not taste great.

Thumbelina Too

This is for the co-worker that helps with everything. He is organized, efficient and he is a good little bitch. He is a princess that goes the extra mile. He is also the one that can call in drunk to work and looks at naughty porn while on the clock. These are the kind of workers that we need in America. MORE THUMBELINAS!

Tommy is such a fuckin good ass Thumbelina too.

Too Smoove

The words “Too Smoove” simply imply one being without “resistance” or “strain”.

“Wow!! Did you see him make that game winning shot?”
“Yes, He’s just too smoove wit it”.