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The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".
"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"
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Probably the coolest place on earth, the only known problems with it being:
1) the unparalleled snobbiness of its residents
2) how unbelievably fuckin cool all of its young summer inhabitants are
3) the fact that, once you visit, you will be changed for ever and will never want to leave
"My buddy Keith invited me to his cabin on this strange little island. On arrival, my pants filled at the picturesque beauty of it all, and have been doing so constantly ever since. My first visit was 13 years ago tomorrow."
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An island in south carolina surrounded by festering swamp shit water and used to contain marine corps recruits in training. At any given time on this island it will smell like airborne defecation and recruit ass.
I would escape from parris island and swim through the disgustingness but im scared ill grow scales and a third eye...
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A borough of NYC.
Brooklyn with parking.
A place where, it seems, the majority of people (at least the ones who care to contribute to this website) cannot spell.
A place where I've lived most of my life(and my parents too), while I still manage to be educated, gainfully employed, accentless and of normal skin tone. There are a lot of us.
"Where are you from?"
"Staten Island"
"Wow, you don't sound like it.'
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When a guy is doing a chick who's on her period, the culmination of jizz and blood clumps looks like thousand island dressing! A magnificent dressing that's sure to satisfy even the kinkiest of vampires.
Charles: "Alice and I did it last night." Bob: "Isn't she on her period?" Charles: "It's cool; I don't mind making thousand island."
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Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?
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A barrier island, approximately 30 miles long and 0.5 miles wide, in Suffolk County on the southern side of Long Island in the U.S. state of New York. It is known to be a popular vacation spot for the GLBT community.
Adam and Steve are going to Fire Island for a double-honeymoon with Jane and Mabel.
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