god is a lie

Something that's true in fact very true

"God is a lie there's no proof for it!"

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the cake was a lie

A reference from the game Portal, all through the game you are told their's cake at the end. Once you get there -SPOILERS- there is no cake :( so it was a lie. This became a saying amongst gamers when something doesn't go as planed.

You try to capture a flag but there's a enemy camping there you didn't see before and he kills you.

You scream the cake was a lie!!!

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Stripper Lie

strip-er lahy:
An unbelievable tale woven by an exotic dancer that in any other circumstance would be easily undone by logic and reason but is accepted because of the special circumstance e.g. boobs in the face

Actual Stripper Lie: "I'm only doing this to pay off my student loans from medical school"

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Zombie Lie

A lie that, no matter how many times it's disproven, NEVER FUCKING DIES!!!

Madam Lindsey is the man who replaced Strom Thurmond in the Senate. He's also got a thick Southern accent. He's every Southern stereotype rolled into one Damsel in Distress. Watch any of his interviews or Senate floor speeches and you'll see just what I'm saying. Seeing him and John McCain together is like watching The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.

In 2009, Republicans were calling Obama a Muslim when, just a year earlier, they were saying that he was too close to his wacko Christian minister. Seven years later, this Zombie Lie has risen from the dead. Other Zombie Lies include "Tax cuts pay for themselves" or "Saddam Hussein had WMD's."

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The Quake is a lie

A term used when the Quakelive site went down, due to massive overload.

Inspired by the pc-game Portal, where the player was promised a cake in the end, but never got it. Hence the pun.

Dude 1: "Omg, why cant i play quakelive?"

Dude 2: "The Quake is a lie"

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White Lie

the act of jizzing somewhere in your girlfriend's house and telling her you didn't

Jared told his girlfriend a white lie about the stain on the sofa

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Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie

One can prove how much money they can make.

If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

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