WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND

Penitentary jargon;karma- 'good or bad';"you will reap what you sow";

Okay Bugs,"You snitched on me"! Remember this,"What goes around comes around"!

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What goes around CUMS around

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, the woman pretends to swallow his jizz load but instead spits it back in the mans face (or spits the jizz into her own hand and slaps him in the face).

D'Angelo: Yo, I was gettin head from this bitch the other day and she usually swallows, this time she spit my cum in her hand and gave me a WHAT GOES AROUND CUMS AROUND, it was messed up!

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battlefield 3 trailer that goes with anything

A rising meme on Youtube where a video that usually results in a fail is interrupted by a clip that plays at the end of every Battlefield 3 trailer depicting a soldier walking towards the viewer while a battle is going on behind him. The trailer is accompanied by a loud, audible theme and ends abruptly as the soldier stops, ending the exit clip. Usually it’s about a 15-25 second video where it shows a humorous or shocking event, there are around 100 of these videos. Its similiar to the memes "guile's theme goes with anything" and the "WTF Bomb".

"Battlefield 3 trailer that goes with anything" example:
**Watches Youtube video titled "Battlefield 3 goes with anything even-Wii"
**Person accidently throws a Wii Remote at their 60 inch TV**
**Ends with a soldier walking toward the screen and hears BBBBPPPPP BPPPP**

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Your mom goes to college

The very definition of being smiten by God himself, for the burn can end even the greatest wars.

A great example would be

Hitler commited suicide because the Allied Powers were heard rebuttling “Your mom goes to college” in every word he said.

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What goes around comes around.

A well-known phrase that’s very applicable today to our 45th POTUS and the impeachment inquiry which essentially means that if you treat others badly, it will come back to you eventually.

Well my dearest Benedict Donald, what goes around comes around.

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Boom goes the fire cracker

An exclamation meaning, "I'm cumming!"

While my wife was blowing me I yelled, "Boom goes the fire cracker!" When my cum juice squirted in her mouth.

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What Goes Around Cums Around

When your mom brings a guy home and you fuck the guy after, receiving her sloppy seconds.

Random Guy: just got finished with your mom. who's down for round 2?
You: What Goes Around Cums Around i guess.