A dude with the most insane big pp.
Also friends with the most infamous serial killer the blade master.
Wow you heard this guy has a big pp and is friends with the infamous serial killer the blade master. Hm he must be Floris-Jan
a legend was born on Jan 18th named kristin
Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.
My birthday and national puzzle day
1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-
Jan 29
A sub saharan burger originating in the depths of sewers in northern Mexico. It is usually made with the finest mongoose meat which is specially burned to a crisp so it makes the chances of contracting cancer even easier while evidently, curing it at the same time. Additionally, Iron Man presumably used Jan Bobs to create parts of his suit. The bun consists of motherboards that have been smashed to a fine powder and then incorporated with whole wheat.
Jan Bob (Pronounced Yaan-Bob)
A pure mint gran who isnt afraid to smack a bitch if shes down with the cool kids she's definitely a jan pan
Jan pan shes such a cool geezer
When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.
I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.