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Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 26, 2023


Floris-Jan

A dude with the most insane big pp.
Also friends with the most infamous serial killer the blade master.

Wow you heard this guy has a big pp and is friends with the infamous serial killer the blade master. Hm he must be Floris-Jan

by wokka22 January 30, 2021


jan 18th

a legends birthday

a legend was born on Jan 18th named kristin

by HelloThereItsTheRealSlimShady January 18, 2021


21 Jan

Carpenter´s day because Sabrina Carpenter is releasing new music AND SHE LEFT HWR SHE IS F*CKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

On 21 Jan no work, no school, we dedicate all day to pray for Sabrina Carpenter and her freedom because it is Carpenter's Day, F*ck HOLLYWOOD RECORDS!

by sabswhore January 21, 2021


jan 3rd

Slap a friend who is taller than you

Hey looks it’s Dilan

*walks up to dilan*

It’s Jan 3rd today
“Oh no”

by Sunnysun December 18, 2021


Jan-Dored

Making someone / scamming some to walk backwards while moving .

Damn my back hurts from moving .

Haha you got Jan-Dored

by DirtDubya May 30, 2021


Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019