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Slap a friend who is taller than you
Hey looks it’s Dilan
*walks up to dilan*
It’s Jan 3rd today
“Oh no”
Carpenter´s day because Sabrina Carpenter is releasing new music AND SHE LEFT HWR SHE IS F*CKING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On 21 Jan no work, no school, we dedicate all day to pray for Sabrina Carpenter and her freedom because it is Carpenter's Day, F*ck HOLLYWOOD RECORDS!
The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.
Salty Jan is great
Ex-Lover of Michael Scott.
Also said, “Why is this so hard? That’s what she said.” Proof she loves Michael Scott.
In love with Clark AKA Dwight Jr
“I hate Jan Levinson”
Michael Scott: “Hey watch it, she is my girlfriend”
“You like Jan?”
My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)
Name for the guy that you’d think is a nerd, bit then turns out to be: funny, thoughtful and strong.
Also Erik-Jan seems to like water somehow.
They like any sort of watersport and turn out to be good at it aswell.
If you know a Erik-Jan, you should feel blessed, since they are a rare species.
Look at Erik-Jan, he is such a great guy!
An Erik-Jan a day, keeps the doctor away.
jan maxim has a huge whopper xxl boeing 747 sized cock
jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock