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somthing that is very stupid but not gay
Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?
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Lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars, along with his brother Shannon Leto, bassist Matt Wachter and guitarist Tomo Millicevic.
He was born December 26th, 1971
He's not afraid to wear eyeliner
He claimed to be asexual, like Morrissey
He is a vegetarian
He is also an actor
Jared Leto has the sexiest voice I've ever heard
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A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.
Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
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Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!
oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means
fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"
true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"
Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!
true fan: .....
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1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
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White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.
Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
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A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.
"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke