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Ball Jelly

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.

She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018


jelly cock

When you are soft but still cumming

I was jacking off last night when I jelly cocked

by Guntaker1999 January 15, 2017


Leet Jelly

The physical manifestation of leet.

Joe-hey jon you got like one kill that round, whats the matter?
Jon-I used up all my Leet Jelly ,i need to order another jar.

by sykishi October 29, 2008


slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013


jelly fried

When one's jealousy becomes so intense they become confrontational or even violent

That homegirl is so jelly fried you are best off not even looking in her mans direction.

by Rooster Rue January 17, 2015


posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 1, 2014


jelly bracelets

to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger

i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style

by Britt May 11, 2004

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