Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?
Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.
Girl2: ewwwey
Another word for bacon
Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
When libertarian bitcoin nerds get together and jabber about their utopian future nonsense.
“I was driving with Rollo, and there was this serious tongue jerky about hyperbitcoinization happening”
reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off
Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.
When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
An offensive insult used to motivate your friends when in an argument
“drop her jerky butt!”