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A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
An alternative for saying, Jesus Hitler, Christ
Jesus. H Christ, I didn't know that she was my 15-year-old daughter
*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*
That is how mafia works.
The H. stands for Herald
definition of herald:
1. an official messenger bringing news.
2. a person or thing viewed as a sign that something is about to happen.
jesus H. christ's H stands for Herald
Our lord that will protect us from the homos.
-Look it's jesus christ
-amen
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