Jew Trickery

The art in which one, mainly of Jewish faith, uses sly and mischievous ways to obtain another's money or belongings.

Jeremiah: "Hay can I borrow a dollar?"

John: " You can't use your Jew trickery on me that easily."

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herbal jew

Weed
Devil's Cabbage
Marijuana

Don't be fooled into smoking the herbal jew, it isn't "just a harmless plant goyim."

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racist jew

An individual who’s religion is Judaism who happens to be extremely racist.

Riley: Man! David is being very racist towards that man!
John: Yeah, he must be a racist jew

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Jew Locks

A.K.A. a Payot. A Hebrew word for curly sidelocks. Means against shaving the corners of one's head.

Jeff: "Whats with the curly sideburns?"
Royce: "What? My Jew Locks? They are my fashion statement"

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Jew gold

A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times

“Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”

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Jew enabler

Term coined in 2011- the act of putting a jew in a situation where they stand to make monetary gain through their instincts a.k.a. jewstincts

Reilly was a jew enabler last night when he left the shop till unattended with a jew nearby.

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jew-ing

bargaining for a lower price

Seller: The price is $100.

Buyer: I'll pay $90.

Seller: Stop jew-ing me, the price is $100!

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