A guy who tends to have a good style that consists of band tshirts, flannels, cowboy boots, and a leather jacket. He loves to joke with his friends and thrives on dark humor. He is a responsible and respectful when he is needed to be though. Kaleb has many talents and uses them to his advantage. He is smart and is willing to help you out. Kaleb is tall, blue eyes and brown hair. A simple smile from him can make your day. But when you are alone with him, he is the most caring guy you will ever meet. Kaleb loves old music and old cars. He will tell you about them all the time when he can. Lastly, he is an old man at heart and you will never see him without a cross word puzzle book.
person 1: hey who is that? he is always wearing those cowboy boots.
person 2: ah, that’s just kaleb.
Kaleb is an over weight person who thinks he is all that but could never get a girl. He likes to act tough, but could get beat up by the weakest link in a group. He tries to act black, but gets bullied by the black people for trying to act like them.
Lauren: dang that fat guy over there is a total kaleb
William: ya he's trying to hard to be black
Lauren: I could never date a keleb
Kaleb is a guy that has an equivalent IQ of two Cheerios. A Kaleb always loves to make gay jokes that aren’t really jokes because he’s being serious because he’s gay. Kaleb’s are cool guys and you should get one in your friend group.
Hey is your name Kaleb?
Yeah how did you know?
You act gay all the time duh.
Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!
TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever
Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.