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Sure, girls from New York, they are tough. And girls from Georgia, they are sweet. But those born and bred feisty Kentucky girls, they are the ones you have to look out for. We have sugar and fire in our blood. We can ride a horse, be a débutante, throw a left hook and tell you the entire UK line up all while making sweet tea. And if we have an opinion, you get to know it. We're both the pride and the downfall of the bluegrass...
-Ashley Judd
kentucky girls....
nuff said
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When a women takes a full load on her face courtesy of her brother.
Did you hear? I just caught Jake Kentucky Raining his sister Katie in our room earlier today.
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When one partner deficates on the other's chest and/or stomach and then proceeds to roll over their partner's chest and/or stomach.
Nick and I exchanged Kentucky steamrollers last night! I loved it so much, I went home shared this with my children.
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A United States Navy Submarine that you seriously do NOT want to fuck with. Armed with the latest and best technology, 26 Trident nuclear warhead ballistic missles (named so because they are armed with 3 warheads) capable of being essentially invisible in the water. The one ship that every enemy country fears that is in the United States Arsenal. Capable of also shooting down nuclear missles, it is truly one bad ass fighting machine. You have to be the cream of the crop of sub-mariners to serve on this ship, because of its superiority and its reputation and how seriously bad-ass a force not to be fucked with it is. No other submarine in the world is a match for this bad boy. The location of the submarine except when it is in port is at the level of "Above Top Secret". You picked the wrong submarine and group of sub-mariners to fuck with choosing to go against this sub.
The submarine Kentucky is a nuclear-armed bad-ass machine of warfare, don't fuck with it.
Don't EVER piss the USA off or push the nuclear warhead launch button, because the U.S.S. Kentucky submarine will not only shoot your rocket/missile down, but they will completely fuck your day over.
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An attire that includes a plain white T-shirt and usually blue jeans. In the summer, blue jeans are usually replaced by khaki shorts.
This form of attire is mostly seen in the commonwealth of Kentucky. It's deemed appropriate to wear at any event that doesn't require formal attire.
Guy 1: What should we wear to our friend's birthday party?
Guy 2: I think Kentucky Casual would be fine.
Guy 1: Nice, you got a white t-shirt that I can borrow?
Guy 2: Yep, got a month's worth coming out of the laundry right now.
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Something the great mind of B. Herrera created;
The act of pushing your thumb in a wet warm hole, usually to stop the squirting of body fluids.
"Damn I heard that Scott guy gave himself a Kentucky Plug, didn't know he was into that kinky shit."
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When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her and pulls them behind her back as if using a weed eater . Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Sheila had rugburn on her face and sore shoulders after I performed a Kentucky weedeater on her.
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