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Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

by Mr. Krüger February 17, 2006


John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat March 10, 2005


Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 27, 2006


Pull A Kerry

To crash a gathering of people in a public place simply based on the knowledge of said gathering, not by invitation.

Phil totally tried to pull a Kerry last night. I told him I was on a date at Denny's and he showed up!"

by RCamo November 15, 2010


Kerry King

Buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"

Person 1:Did you see Slayer's guitarist Kerry King?
Person 2: yeah, I think buddy said it best "He's an angry elf"

by CryptWalker13 August 01, 2020


Kerris

An awesome friend , and older online sister
😎

Hey have you seen **kerris’s** announcment about piss in grell fanclub ?

by kaiaikaoa November 07, 2021


Kerri

A shortened nickname for the name Kerrigan. Kerris’ are pretty girls who have have rocking curves and beautiful aqua eyes. Kerri’s will most likely end up with a guy named Jason or Yeison

Jason/Yeison: “ kerri is so hot”
Guy: “I know bro, your so lucky your with her”

by Oliviabrown March 21, 2018