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When you are having anal with a girl you jam your dick all the way into her ass. Then say "Oh no its stuck!" Then you slap her ass and pull real fast and tell her "Sometimes you just gotta give it a little tap"
Guy 1 "yo nigga I gave my girl the ketchup bottle last night it was off the chain"
guy 2 "I told you to stop calling me a nigger"
Guy 1 "yo mah bad slavery was wack"
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When 2 men put syrup on their dicks(as lube)and stick there dicks together in the womens vag while the is women on her period.
Suzy: Oh! I got it!
Carl & Steve: Yah we Do!
.......
o shit is that blood?
Suzy: pancakes and ketchup BITCH!
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When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.
I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.
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angry ketchup is good to do on a man who has done something as revenge or just for shits and giggles. you tell him your making a home cooked meal make fries and if your period is heavy bleed all over his lunch the clumpyier the better...then watch as he dips his fries in your homemade secret sauce and after he's used every drop...leave the room and call him from a safe distance and tell him your secret ingredient...hahahahah
i made my boyfriend some angry ketchup last night.
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When a guy fucks a girl on her period, or when she is a virgin
and then proceeds to make her suck off the blood on his dick.
I didn't know this girl was on her rag until I was going at it, then pulling out I saw blood on my dick and I made her reach over and lick the blood off.
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When you pound a girl in the ass so hard that she starts bleeding, and then you pull out the just as she is about to fart. It makes a sound like a near empty ketchup bottle.
This manuever is very rare.
Todd gave sara a ketchup bottle last night.
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Blood produced from the breaking of the hymen.
Why do all these hentai games have so much sex ketchup in them?
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