Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

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kitten breath

Used to describe one's bad breath. Used by Mike Myers in the movie "So I Married an Axe Murder".

Go brush your teeth, I'm not making out with you while you got kitten breath.

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kitten's on the grill

A girl is aroused; "hot pussy."

Periods suck--even though it's all a mess, still, kitten's on the grill.

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discord kitten

you

"i am a discord kitten meow meow"

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eating kittens

Referring to an act that is morally bankrupt, inexcusable, foul, abhorrent, and possibly sociopathic.

Ex. 1 - Greg is eating kittens. He slept with a married woman ... whose husband is in Iraq.

Ex. 2 - "Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!" -The Tick

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cast a kitten

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, "have kittens".

Stop tickling me or I'll cast a kitten!

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bumpin kittens

When two or more lesbians rub their pussies together.

Karen and Lindsey were bumpin kittens to hiphop music all night long.

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