Kobe Kid

A term used for fans of Kobe Bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the Lakers, just Kobes balls in their mouth. They are usually wrong, and homo, and are easy to own on message boards.

The Kobe Kid eagerly waited to lick jizz from Kobes leaking anus after gay sex.

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Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

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Kobe Stopper

Apparently Ruben Patterson

"I'm the Kobe Stopper" - Ruben Patterson

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rip kobe

On the sad day of January 26, 2020, basketball megastar Kobe Bryant is dEd. its cause was a helicopter accident, along with 8 other people nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Hey boi watch do dis ePiC sHoT"
"Kobe!"
"*gasp* NEVER MENTION DAT NAME *sniff* rip kobe ;("

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Kobe Bryant

A guard for the Los Angeles Lakers who believes that trying to look like Michael Jordan by padding his stats is more important than winning a title or even a game for that matter.

Kobe Bryant is Allan Houston with 45 field goal attempts.

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Kobe!

When you throw something, and it hits the ground, you yell KOBE!

*Throws paper ball*
*Ball hits the ground*
"KOBE!"

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Kobe Bryant

The best ball hog in the NBA but the second best person on the Lakers. Gasol is the best, Kobe only averaging only 4 assists a game.

Gasol: "Kobe i'm open"

Kobe Bryant : "Wait bitch i wanna crossover the four niggas on me"

Kobe: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh shit they stole the ball i got yall next time

Gasol: "Kobe you ass you fucking jack we lost the game to the CAVS"

Kobe: "Well atleast i got my 67 points, 10 rebounds and no assists."

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