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The Now Amazing Person That Killed Robert Pattinson's Butt In "Remember Me."
Robert Pattinson-The Twin Towers Are Very Clean Today
Usama Bin Laden- Those Stupid Americans Think That I Am Trying To Kill America!! Hahaha!! Eat This Robert Pattinson!!!!!
The man who planned 9/11 and is now a Facebook celebrity.
Guy 1 - " Hey dude I gotta go update my Facebook status. Osama Bin Laden's dead did you hear ?"
Guy 2 - " No... I didn't hear that's only what the past 911 posts were about. Old news."
Osama bin Laden
Operation Neptune Spear †
Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Ladin (Arabic: أسامة بن محمد بن عوض بن لادن , usāmah bin muḥammad bin ‘awaḍ bin lādin), often anglicized as Osama bin Laden (/oʊˈsɑ mə bɪn ˈlɑ dən/; March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011),7 was a founder of the pan-Islamic militant organization, al-Qaeda. He was a Saudi Arabian until 1994 (stateless thereafter), a member of the wealthy bin Laden family, and an ethnic Yemeni Kindite
"Who killed Osama bin Laden."
"Barrack Obama did.."
Someone who doesnt seem to be alive right now but used to be
Bro this obama bin laden guy is such smart
When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!
Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..
Phrase commemorating the "removal" of terrorist leader of Al-Qaida Osama Bin Laden, by US forces on May 1st, 2011.
New Yorker: Justice's a bitch
New Englander: WICKED. Osama's dead
New Jersey Dude: **** yea. I would not be caught dead fistpumping!
Southerner: yeaaa niggas dead
SoCal Resident: yeaaa son. Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Christians worldwide: Thanks be to God!
Real Muslims worlwide: Allahu Akbar!
Extremist Muslims who favor terrorism: Shit...
Bush: I was right.
A euphemism for taking a dump. Much in the vein of 'taking the Browns to the Super Bowl' and 'taking one's talents to South Beach.'
Dude, I just ate Taco Bell, now I feel like burying Bin Laden at sea.