Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

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Shrek Extra Large

Shrek Extra Large is the greatest video game that will ever be made, with graphics that truly transcend this dimension. Indeed, even trillions of years from now, the graphics in video games will only be a millionth of Shrek Extra Large's true 8 Dimensional visual masterpiece.

You think that The Last of Us had a great story? Well, you are wrong, Shrek Extra Large's story is a masterful tale of loss, hope, love, and truly universal themes that transcend just humans. You think Breath of The Wild had a great open world? Wrong, Shrek Extra Large transcends just the Open World, it is an Open Multiverse, with hundreds of thousands of hours of gameplay, indeed, the world is so vast that no human could ever see it all, and yet, it all remains truly mind blowing, every square inch of it. You think Halo had great first person combat? Shrek Extra Large has what was truly thought to be impossible, fifth person combat, and it truly does feel like you are there, in this battle of infinite proportions.

Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.

Shrek Extra Large is the true meaning of life

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Large & In Charge

A beautiful and intelligent woman with a strong, confident presence.

“Kylah is large & in charge”

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Dish Out Large

To give or dispense freely in vast quantities, especially when drinking is involved. Often abbreviated to DOL.

Gaz: "Big one tonight?"
Pete: "Yeah mate, going to dish out large with the boys"

Large Hadron Collider

It's a series of tubes.

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-

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large vagina lady

possibly the single most disturbing image on the web. The first picture that comes up when large vagina is searched.

yo ed you seen that picture large vagina lady?
yeah peter it was possibly the single most disturbing image on the web.

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billy large potato's

to give out more than you have.

"he was giving it billy large potato's

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