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The poor man's Ann Coulter.
Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
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When a female fucks her partners workmates but doesn't fuck her partner
Me and the boys pulled a Dirty Laura last night her partner has no idea
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The alter ego of an otherwise normal woman.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
She was fine, and all of a suden she went all "Evil laura" on us.
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Anna Laura is a special name given to the most amazing girls out there. They are mostly very beautiful and have a personality like no other. Although they have a temprament that can make you go crazy sometime, they are very lovable and will dedicate all their love to you. If you deserver it you will receive an unholy amount of Love, hugs, kisses and hot sex. Unfortunately they are unaware of their pure awesomeness and have to be reminded from time to time.
Person 1: That is my girlfriend, her name is Anna Laura!
Person 2: Holys shit dude! Your girlfriend is a Anna Laura? You lucky bastard!
She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
The best girl you will ever meet. She always has your back and will hold your heart in her hands. People will stab her in the back and hurt her but she won't care because if you can't be nice to people, you are irrelevant. Laura Johnson is a wonderful girlfriend who will fulfill all your needs. She is just an amazing human being and she deserves the best.
Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.