Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.
Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?
Man 2:No, what?
Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.
Man 2: That's Fucking gross.
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A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.
Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.
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Stupid bullshit people make up for shits and giggles.
This example is shark boy and lava girl.
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the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)
"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)
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THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSB
Nobody:
Literally No One At All:
Eicky: THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSB
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What comes out of your ass after a night of drinking.
Dude, if I fart I think flaming hot liquid lava might seep out of my ass.
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This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter
EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*
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