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A contract that binds two individuals to have sex at least one more time in the future.
My husband cheated on me with his ex girlfriend from college and I tried arguing the case in court but unfortunately he was bound by Slam Law.
As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.
Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
the lesser-known law of physics which states that whenever a capo is required, (for use in changing keys on a guitar) said capo is no where to be found.
"let me just grab my capo... damn! it's always missing!"
"capo's law!"
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Variant of Godwin's Law, popular in Scotland.
In discussions concerning the Scottish independence debate, whomever mentions Braveheart, Bannockburn or William Wallace first automatically loses the argument.
Named for Australian actor/director Mel Gibson who starred in the 1997 film, Braveheart, about Scottish folk hero, William Wallace.
"I'm voting 'Yes' in the referendum."
"Most people who do so are swayed by sentimentality, and memories of Wallace and Bannockburn."
"Gibson's Law. You lose."
Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.
"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."
Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law
See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law