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Also known as Water Lax and H20 Lax, this term refers to intense Water Polo played by bro's.
Luke: Ya' ready for todays INSANE Aqua Lax game dawd?
Devan: Hellz Yah!! Let's go kill those midgets!
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The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.
“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.
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Pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.
("sex-lax" is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole...of sex.)
"Bout ta get my "pre-lax" on, then I'ma move this furniture."
Rule #1) We shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.
Rule #2) We do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.
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a harbor for washed up lacrosse players at the high school level that were unable to make their schools varsity team, or just plain suck at life.
club laxing against the united maryland home schooled team
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The prettiest, most amazing girls who are really good at hyping people up. Not to mention they are pretty dope. They have extreme talent and it’s no doubting that they are the best. Nothing can get in their way when it comes to game time!
person 1: Did u see those lax girls!
person 2: yeah, they are way better than anyone else
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A guy or girl whos entire life revolves around lax aka Lacrosse. They have no life whatsoever, and everyone ends up disliking them because that is all they ever talk about. Lax Lacrosse Beast
My life is like blah blah blah LAX
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Person who does not only play lax (lacrosse) but associates himself with other "bros". A bro will often use words like bro, chill, flow, stoked, gnarly, and natty ice. They often chill out with their spoons (lacrosse sticks) and lax it up in the nice warm sun. They tend to wear bright colors so they can show off any way they can as they usually lack self confidence. Often they are douche bags to anyone who doesn't play lax with because its cool. The pinny is their number one piece of clothing along with bright colored sunglasses and often rasta clothing. It is ok for them to talk about pot or other drugs even if they dont smoke or take them because they are bros. Their hair is usually in mad flow and like to flick it off. Once again they are the greatest, at least they believe so, thus they are aloud to boss anyone around they want... they think. They carry their spoons around school and like to grasp eachothers shafts (handles) and fiddle with the heads (pocket for ball). They are the best and practically own the school, thus they are aloud to be douches.
Lax bro: Yo bro wheres your pinny bro?
Anyone Else: I dont play lacrosse, i have a little self dignity.
Lax bro:Bro why am i even here then, go away your messin up the flow and i gotta work on stringing the shaft up. Go chill and pop the natty ices.
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