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1.The pink matter is found just beyond the pussy lips, including the entire vaginal canal.
2.The velvety soft inner wonders of a woman's honey pot.
3.The inside of a furry beaver's coat.
"I tagged her furry little twat til the beaver lining was bruised!"
"I heard that Snapple only uses the best stuff on earth... but, I wonder where they get their beaver lining?"
"I was balls deep in beaver lining!"
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The small amount of people in the entire grade that don't love four-square. These people move around in the line enough so the gym teachers don't notice that they aren’t doing anything, and that they never actually play. Also this is the only legitimate line anything, there is no such thing as a line "demon".
Person one- "oh are you guys in line?"
Line Fairies- "no...we never are."
Person one- "Hey guess what guys?! I’m a line demon!!!!"
Line Fairies- "Uh...no...you're not."
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Cruising the main stretch of road in your town. AKA - Draggin' Main, referring to cruising Main Street.
Last friday, we were Draggin' the Line until 3 AM, and then we ran out of gas and had to walk home.
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An imaginary line down Alter Rd, a border between Detroit and an affluent suburb, Grosse Pointe. Driving across the Green Line is obvious and somewhat striking, as the surroundings turn from abandoned buildings and brown lots to mansions with green grass and trees, hence the Green Line. It can even be seen on satellite images from Google Earth. The green line is also reportedly the largest difference in average house value across a single street anywhere in the world.
"Drive east up Jefferson Ave. from downtown Detroit until everything is suddenly alive again, that's the green line, then take a left at the first light.
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Did you get a J-Line at church tonight? Are you a J-Line to your friends and family?
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A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.
“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!
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The point at which a woman's craziness outweighs her level of beauty.
For a woman to be considered "below the Mendoza Line," she must be sufficiently crazy that it doesn't matter how beautiful she is; you would still not sleep with her.
Based on the baseball term of the same name, referring to the point at which a player's poor batting average cannot be justified despite his defensive abilities.
George- "Dude, Suzy's all over you tonight. Why are you ignoring her?"
Brett- "Trust me man, she's way below the Mendoza Line. Her last boyfriend had to change his social security number."
George- "...mind if I go for it?"
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