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when you pay a oriental girl $10 to stroke the shaft,clean the pipe, and swallow the gravy
ol' janet gave me a dirty ying ling. ive never paid so little for so much. "WOW"
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The baddest bootleg muthafucka around
Y'all wanna get down with the ding-a-ling king you gotta work for it
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The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.
Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!
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its that dumb animal that everyone just passes by in the zoo and thye like throw stuff at it and sack it and they're like ZOMG so ugly
ZOMG, look at that funny-looking qi ling.
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A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.
I can see your ling long bing bong
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Christine Ling Jia Yi is a strong and capable person that can achieve anything she sets her mind to. Her never-ending will to see the brighter side of every situation and constant pursuit for greatness is contagious and is loved by people around her. She is destined for greatness and is someone people look up to and admire. She possesses the attributes of a typical mom, her caring nature helps soothe the pain of others while being fierce in fighting for what’s right. She is beautiful even if she thinks otherwise and any guy would be lucky to have her. She gives great advice and is someone you can turn to for support. She will leave you wondering how you were able to find such an amazing person just like her. She is an amazing human being and an even greater friend. Cherish the fun and amazing memories you created, she's a friend for life and is someone who will leave a positive impact in your life. If you find a “Christine”, don't let her go; she is someone to be appreciated, cherished and loved.
Person 1: Christine Ling Jia Yi
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