parallel logic

Running two arguments side by side under different and contradictory rule sets. Especially, creating an analogy and denying that others make conclusions between them.

P1: I go through harassment from the leaders of this organization just as the Jews went through harassment from Nazi officers.
P2: You haven't as much as been placed under surveillance, let alone that kind of duress.
P1: I'm not comparing the two! I'm using parallel logic.

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Logical bitchslap

To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.

Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...

Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...

Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.

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Tori Logic

When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay

Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger

Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic

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Arnav Logic

When someone uses reasoning that makes almost no sense, yet somehow seems to win arguments in a negative*negative = positive fashion.

Dude A: B is the imposter
Dude B: How is that possible
Dude A: You were in electrical and you vented there
(B was the imposter)
Dude B: Man I was in navigation and nowhere near electrical. A used some Arnav Logic right there.

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peka logic

the act of disregarding all normal logic, leaving holes; fallacies;

3 Drac bow archers with cov vs lvl 72 hawkeye, bd, sws.

3 drac bow archers: are you serious? wow bad 3v9
72 hawkeye: 3v9? just me boxing 3 people is not 9 even if they were all live! Nice peka logic!

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circular logic

What Believers use to rpove their bleifs.

circular logic:

Atheist: How do you know God exists?
Believer: The Bible says so.
Atheist: How do you know the Bible is the absolute truth?
Believer: Because it came from God.
Atheist: How do you know God exists?
...

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girl logic

An appeal to emotion or some kind of irrational argument by a woman. Usually made to somebody she is involved in a relationship with.

Also used to incorrectly describe proper arguments made by women when her partner is later retelling an argument to his friends.

Dude, she used girl logic on me, there was no way I could have won the argument no matter what I said.

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