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shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.
im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.
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a guy with NO PENIS.
A closet-ed gay
secretly sucks Zach steens penis in the lockerroom
Also has a secret crush on Liam Shaw, and Josh Keener.
Loves Josh's twelve inch dick (Steven told me) in he super tight(told me again) asshole.
it may be tight at first but after a few minutes he can take a horse like mister hands
Can use double fist in is ass, four if hes with friends.
can fit a fist in his pee hole and cross dresses but when he gets a boner he covers it with his handy dandy binder
steven lopez is known for his boners
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A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.
She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
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A Mexican-American comedian who was funny when he had a self-titled TV show. After the show's cancellation, he got a talk show on TBS and is now not only unfunny, but his voice is now all croaky and his hair got a little lame.
Popular for his phrase "I GOT THIS!"
I am George Lopez and I need some water, I destroyed my voice.
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An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.
So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
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Adj, Often used to describe a person.
Person coul be any of these traits. Ignorant, Stupid, Athiest, Annoying, unliked by all, broke, teenage Virgin, wears femal apparel, has a pube chin, small dick, and a bitch nigga bitch.
You're such an Alberto Lopez man!
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1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.
I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.
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