Parking Lot Pickle

Boys on some asphalt, chomping on a pickle, back and forth.
In a way, it's like a wishbone.

"I'm the better friend!"
"Oh yeah? We should settle this on a parking lot pickle."

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Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

Parking Lot Pickle

A wishbone but for friends

"A parking lot pickle is like a wishbone but for friends" - Rhett McLaughlin

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NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

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Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

Sir Mix-A-Lot

A popular hiphop artist from the late 1980s and early 1990s, Sir Mix-A-Lot composed such massively appealing titles as "Baby Got Back," or "Cocaine," and "One Time's Got No Case." Following a successful singing carreer, he is now managing several of today's most successful bands.

"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in wit' a itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo' face you get sprung..."
~ Excerpt from Mix' most popular song, "Baby Got Back"

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Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.