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What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.
Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
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1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them
Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!
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n. the act of receiving oral sex to the penis
Shorty gave me a buffy lube the other day.
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also known as a uber dry jay ...
Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
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A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.
I gotta shit so bad I just auto-lubed!
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A nickname for someone who hides their horniness, and enjoys Minecraft. They are a pretty cool person who likes to watch a lot of Netflix.
“Oh em gee did you see Lace Lube the other day?”
“Yeah she was looking very emo.”
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